Asukaholics Anonymous
Official Charter
Preamble
We, the members of Asukaholics Anonymous, firmly state that we will
devote our fandom to the Goddess of Fire, Asuka Langley Sohryu. Furthermore,
we devote ourselves to the goal of finding freedom for all fans of said
Goddess of Fire to worship her in any way they feel fit without ridicule
from the Evangelion, and furthermore, the Anime community in general.
Article 1: Membership
A) Anyone who will pledge to be devout to the Second Child, Asuka Langley
Sohryu, will be accepted into the ranks of Asukaholics Anonymous.
B) All members of AA are entitled to speak their mins on all things
Asuka, and furthermore, to worship her in anyway they feel appropriate.
Clause A: Grounds for Dismissal
A) Anyone who bashes Asuka Langley Sohryu, Rei Ayanami, any other character
from Neon Genesis Evangelion, or any person, who would post their opinion,
depending on the severity of the offense, is subject to Probationary
Action or, in severe cases, immediate dismissal.
Article 2: Leadership
A) Any member of Asukaholics Anonymous may run for office within the
orginization. The leadership positions are: President, Vice President,
Keeper of the Peace, and Keeper of the List.
B) A Secondary Leadership Position is to be set up. This position will
be that of 'Multimedia Supervisor' and will be held by the person who
is the Webmaster of The Asuka Multimedia Archive (or AMA).
Article 3: Terms of Membership
A) We as members of Asukaholics Anonymous pledge our blood, sweat, and
tears in the effort to further the cause of Asuka Fandom.
B) We as members refuse to bash other characters and their fans, especially
Rei Ayanami and her fans.
C) Though we as Asuka fans refuse to dictate how others honor Asuka,
we refuse to be party to Hentai.
Article 4: Trolling Policy
A) In the forums on ecangelion.com (http://www.evangelion.com), we as
Asukaholics refuse to acknowledge Asuka Bashers or any other trolls
who find their way to one of our topics. These 'troll posts' are to
be ignored unilaterally until deleted by the moderator. Furthermore,
you will not quote troll posts. We wish to have no remnants of these
evil interlopers.
Article 5: Elasticity
A) We, the members and leadership, reserve the right to add to or subtract
from this charter at any time we feel necessary
This Charter, entered into record on this,
the twenty-ninth day of March in the year two-thousand two, with liberty
and fraternity for all.
Signed,
B.M.Gang, Charter Compiler
First Amendment
When referring to Rei Ayanami, the term 'Emotionless Doll' is never
to be used, period. This refers to Article 1, Clause A, Grounds for
Dismissal. By the same token, Asuka Langley Sohryu is never to be referred
to as 'evil', 'a bitch', or 'a demon'. These terms are not to be recognized
whatsoever, nor is the poster who uses those terms. Those trolls are
to be dealt with both by the Leadership of Asukaholics Anonymous and
also by the moderators of evangelion.com. Furthermore, these 'troll
posts' are to be ignored, and are never to be quoted.